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BASICS Full Name: ALEX KERKOVICH
Alias or Nickname: AL
Age: 29

Hair: BLONDE
Eyes: BLUE
Build: CHILD-LIKE WOMAN
Height: DWARFISH

Orientation: STRAIGHT
Occupation: OWNER OF XELA
Current Residence: NEXUS HOTEL / CHICAGO
PERSONALITY No one will ever accuse Alex of being a Nobel prize winning genius. Heck, they won't even accuse her of being bright. Alex is dumb, but sweet. Though she dabbled in schoolyard bullying as a child thanks to her tall stature, she grew up into a well-meaning adult who wants the best out of things. She might have carried some of her childish innocence with her. What Alex lacks in intelligence, she makes up for with her personality. Bright, bubbly, fun-loving, impulsive, and food-loving, Alex wants to get out there in the world and enjoy things. She's never going to say no to an adventure and is willing to take the world by storm. Relationships are a bit of a different story. After leaving Dave at the altar, things didn't exactly turn out so great for her, but she learned how to navigate single life well enough, until she and Dave got back together. And then broke up again. So, you know, that sooked. Still, Alex is unwilling to let life challenge her. She'll get right back up and do it again because I've been hearing a lot about those Russians, but down here, it's our time. USA! USA! USA!
HISTORY Alex grew up with her sisters Jane and Brooke in the suburbs of Chicago. Descended from a proud Croatian family, Alex was the youngest in the pecking order and was often spoiled because of how cute she was. They had two other close friends -- Penny and Dave -- who stuck with them. In college, they added Max and Brad to their group and the sixsome was complete. Of course, there had to be romance. Dave and Alex started going out when they were teens and everything seemed to be going perfectly until suddenly, on their wedding day, Alex realized she couldn't do it and ran out the door. Coming back from that was rough, but she and Dave managed to get back to a good place after a lot of ups and downs. She runs her clothing boutique, Xela, and constantly looks for new adventures. Alex's real dream is for her life to be like a romantic comedy, but if that's not going to happen, then she'll settle for mapping out all the restaurants in Chicago and eating the best ribs. What more could a girl want?

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Saturday, 15 February 2014 19:46
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You've reached Alex! If you want to get a call back, a promise to buy me ribs is definitely a step in the right direction. Later, suckers!
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Sunday, 19 January 2014 20:24
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This is bad, this is bad, this is so bad.

"Oh my god, I'm gonna die," Alex whimpers, pressed up against the wall of a building twenty feet away from her magic door as she winces, trying not to call attention to the fact that she's paralyzed with fear and can't even force herself to move because there is a parade of slow-walking zombies between her and the door and oh my god, this is so not what Jane and Max had her believing.

She's gonna be a zombie. And not a Dave zombie who doesn't find any kind of joy in his life and wanders aimlessly through his meat-soaked days, but an actual zombie. Does that mean she'll never eat ribs again? Or, ew, does that mean she has to eat human ribs? "So lean," she whispers, distressed as she hits the wall a little harder, clapping a hand over her mouth so she doesn't call attention to herself.

Why did she think she should come in here? Why did she think seeing giant signs advertising 'abandon all hope' meant there was a cool, trendy new restaurant opening up?

Seriously, if she gets out of this alive, she really needs to start getting second opinions before doing ... well, anything.

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Tuesday, 3 September 2013 01:22
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CHARACTER NAME: Alex Kerkovich
CHARACTER CANON: Happy Endings

[OOC]

Slowtagging: Yes.
Canon-puncturing: Yes.
Offensive subjects (elaborate): Yes. Alex might not entirely understand them, so tread carefully and at your own risk.

[IC]

Hugging this character: Yes.
Kissing this character: Yes.
Flirting with this character: Yes.
Fighting with this character: Yes. She will tear your hair out with her tiny doll hands.
Injuring this character (include limits and severity): Go for it!
Using telepathy/mind reading abilities on this character: Yes. You may not come out alive.

General Warnings: She's not as dumb as she is, okay.
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Tuesday, 3 September 2013 01:22
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Direct your questions regarding gameplay with Alex Kerkovich in to the comments of this post! This is not an in-character mailbox, it is for OOC plotting. Comments are screened.
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